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Monday, February 22, 2010

The Cow, the Constitution, & the 10 Commandments

I'm not sitting here saying this is my credo or anything but its well worth a laugh for some like minded folk....or hell maybe a true thought for a moment for an non-like minded person (and this isn't snopes worth ok, and i didn't swear on a freakin bible...its the point and if you don't get and it and can't please go back to MSNBC).
Think about this:

1. Cows


2. The Constitution


3. The Ten Commandments


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COWS
I vote that we give all the illegal aliens a cow everytime
they come across the border and here is why:


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


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THE CONSTITUTION


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. I mean come on people think about it.
It creates a hostile work environment.

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