Its a bird, its a plane, its the Titanic/Avatar director to the rescue

http://www.nola.com/news/gulf-oil-spill/index.ssf/2010/06/feds_meet_with_titanic_directo.html
AS GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD BE my witness the Whitehouse has James Cameron in as a consultant on the latest group of minds commandeered to help with our calamity in the Gulf. I mean seriously?
You can't make this up?
At some point wouldn't you like get him to come in after putting out the bat-signal or something?
I'm all for pointing out the obvious but when it gets to the point that the Qatar version of Jon Stewart is doing like 30 minutes of his whole bit/show on our damn President, which used to be the most powerful human on earth, I believe its time to reevaluate your entire position on several levels.
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